Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Doodle pooh






I had to doodle at work today to test out a new digital pipeline. Scribbled out this pile of crud, but since I haven't posted in a very long time I figured it was better than nothing.

Can you help me with a conundrum?


I have a six pound cat that kicks the shit out of my eighty pound German Shepherd, and an eighty pound German Shepherd who often beats the tar out of a two hundred pound walleyed white guy who likes to torment her by blowing into her body holes (mostly the ears and nostrils, but it all depends on the mood and how much beer is in the fridge). So, my philosophical question...If you get beaten by a smaller animal who gets beaten by an even smaller animal, do you still have to fight the smallest animal or is it honorable to just say they both kicked your ass?

If I was a Roman Athiest, my worst fear would be a public mauling in the arena by house cats. Far slower and more humiliating than a Lion any day. They have raspy little tongues. Horrible. I feel sorry for any of you out there who put any trust in the loyalty of a cat. Fools. Might as well elect an Alien to be King of Earth. That's just what this planet needs, a new King. Perhaps a marsupial...like Peter Jackson?

kristin.

19 comments:

therecoveringstoic said...

Hello! I think your drawings look great. Where do you work at?

walleye said...

Hey "Therecoveringstoic", thanks for dropping by.
I work at Sony for the time being.
Cheers,
Kris

Tobias Schwarz said...

love the karate kid and the croc! nice!

walleye said...

Hey tobs...
Actually, I was aiming for baby dragon...but croc works too. How's Korea?
Kris.

Jed said...

haha nice pic of your eldest child about to destroy a block of wood or something similar

the Dragon is very cool , you know how i adore dragons

Jed

Doron Meir said...

I can't decide what you do better - draw or write? I'm a fan, anyway. Your posts always make my day. :)

BenerdWalkin said...

To keep the cycle going you must defeat the cat...if you can't do that then I guess no redemption for you. The other way you can go about this is to pass it to a bigger organism, I recommend taking down a tree that weights more than you cause they will take your abuse and not retaliate by scratching your face off..though I would still suggest wearing a mask when handling a chainsaw to get the full effect.

these are some nice sketches..I like the composition and the stories within..I should post something

walleye said...

Ha! Thanks Bernard!

Thanks to your suggestion I ran out and chewed my way through the hearty belly of a big ol sycamore, took the branch to threaten that weird little cat. Unfortunately, it disarmed me with its feline charm. Damn that whiskery charisma. One purr and I curled up in its lap and let it lick a spot the size of a quarter raw on my lower thigh. Very sad indeed. The life of a neutered male in a sea of ladies. That's why I grow hair on my chin.

How is life my friend? Still in TO?

kp said...

Oh...And thanks Jed and Doron! Much appreciated.
Kris.

Bobby Chiu said...

hahaha... your posts are always so amusing!

the doodlers said...

Ummm... you keep changing your name...

this is a fine dump. :)I think I have a partialness to dogs and cats over people, so as far as I am concerned, in your own way you are standing in for all humanity and doing your best to even the score allowing the four legged ones their small victory. Good on ya Kris! It's one of the few times animals win over a man.

criss pearrin said...

Ha!
I'm with you Arna...I couldn't live without my dog. I think the money I spend in vet bills, food, baggies and treats is a hell of a lot cheeper than therapy. If I had a choice on how to go in the end of my days, I think getting eaten by a cougar would be just dandy...all while my kids stand and sing "the circle of life" while the big cat eats out my eyes. I wonder if that could be arranged. Maybe in Russia.

Cheers!
Kris.

the doodlers said...

You could donate your organs to a zoo...

then in your will, stipulate that the kids watch as the zookeepers feed your liver to one of the big cats...

I dunno it sounded funny when I heard it in my head but now it's seems sort of sick.
:^(

kp said...

No...I think that's funny. How about instead of a big cat though it could be one of those Sea Lion shows with the clapping audience as the lovable flippered mammals jump and spin for pieces of kidney cut in the shape of a sardine while Doowhatchyalike blares over the speakers (those in the splash zone...may get wet!). Very festive!

Then they can ground up my bones, feed em to a cow, and then make hamburgers and leather boots.

I love a good food chain riff.

Kris.

the doodlers said...

KP,sir, that's a good one. :)

Allright, hmmmm...in your versions there seems to be a fair bit of music.

So maybe you could train whiskered seals to honk in the tune of "Nobody Loves Me Like You Do" ~isn't that by Anne Murray?...the way they used to on Ed Sullivan, while a dog pawed it on a xylophone made of your bones.

That's all I got. I'm gonna turn in now, it's late, and I still have 20 panels to go to finish a storyboard...tomorrow is another day. Thanks for the bloggy visits by the way, it's good to hear from you again.

~Arna

Amy Kingman said...

That crocodile made me laugh out loud. I love it!

Amy Kingman said...

I just read the post where you said it was a baby dragon, either way it's awesome. :D

Jason Barnes said...

so much life in the lines you draw. after much browsing, you've got some really impressive work throughout your blog. definitely bookmarking you, hah.

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