Monday, May 12, 2008

SPORTS!





I've been a lazy blogger so here's some rough story doodles.

On a side note...been busy at work, raising two kids, and playing old man softball once a week. Can't say all those years between pee wee hardball and the beer league have added anything to my game. I have always, and will probably always, suck at sports. I can't even explain it. My brothers are both athletic. My ol' pa used to coach baseball and he was known to run the bases for the Delaware Diamonds...but genetically I just didn't develop any competitive talent.
Hear ye though, non believers and nay sayers...those flashes from the past that haunt me at night with looks of disappointment and waneful disgust in regards to dropped balls through thirty two years of inefficient sport play...I shan't withdraw and will continue forward to harrow my life's field with humble athletic furrows of infertile dreams. I will not back down. I will not quit. I will not surrender. I will continue to drop balls and allow my frustration to grow inside me like soul cancer, organic and free of pride.
By the way, my wife is quite seriously obsessed with her Karate and while it seems like a foregone cliche that when somebody says to you, "ok, come at me like this" and you do and they hurt you, it would be smarter to stop coming at people like this when they ask you to. There are no peanuts at the ends of those tunnels. Nobody wins. My children don't benefit when I sob with pain. That is not the picture of manhood that I imagined passing on to them when my wife demanded use of my reproductive plumbing and made me wear cold underpants and drink too many smoothies from Jamba Juice. Effing Jamba Juice with their "manly" boost...it does NOTHING (note lack of hair on flabby chest).
Whining about sports...this should add something to my robust humility. I'm just glad I work in a job full of validation and kindly support. Animation.

All kidding aside...softball is fun...I really like the people....and I always appreciate it when Aimee breaks one of my fingers...after ten years of marriage I'll take any kind of affection....Sports! Sports! Sports! Yayyyyyyy SPORTS!


****UPDATE***: Just finished this weeks game and my team, "When Pigs Fly" took a heartbreaking loss of 35 to 6 (I lost count so I made up their number). Only dropped a couple of balls. Went for a double and a single. Hooorah! Two more games left. GO PIGS!

Cheers.

15 comments:

Randeep Katari said...

Simply awesome.
I love the drawings, and love the little blurb. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, you should just publish a book of rants on various topics. It would be hilarious. Always love seeing new stuff from you man. Are these story sketches for anything specific? The first one made me laugh my ass off. The expression on the pig is hilarious.
R.

Chris Mitchell said...

you're pathetic :-)

fredland said...

awesome post.

FerdinandKreozot said...

This is cool.
So cool my teeth hurt now.

Cheers to your skill,

Kind regards,

Milenko

walleye said...

Thanks all for dropping by...

Critchell....Get off the internet and get yer scrawny turkey arse back to work ...this f@#king movie ain't gonna make itself....
...and yes...I am pathetic.

That's the whole point of this blog.

Ferdinandkreozot...take care of them teeth.

Randeep...the book will come after I get my Canadian rear fired from Mama Sony and end up living out of my Subaru writing my rants on scraps of cloth torn from the remains of my children's tattered wardrobe.
More time is all I need. So many plates spinning. Hope all is well...

Cheers all,
KP.

Angelo said...

beautiful stuff my friend.. like always :)

Monkeyfeather said...

Nice work.

That last panel was a cut seq. from Planet Ice right?

walleye said...

Ahhhhh...noooo....Korso....people are worth saving... did you not see the kid with the soccer ball.... KORSO!!!!!

Monkeyfeather said...

C'mon kid, I'll buy ya a drink...

Jed said...

I'll buy you a McDonalds Happy meal ? that'll put hairs on yer chest

DO NOT LET WIFE SEE KUNGFU MOVIES !!! DOOOD
We watched some Jackie Chan thing , next thing i know Wife is punching me !!!!!! WHY GOD WHY

Jed said...

for those outside , My WIFE not Kris's
i can easy fight Kris's wife :)

stranded said...

I love that pig!! :D

Alina Chau said...

These boards are so much fun and animated!

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